Post by morriefreeman on Aug 27, 2016 18:59:37 GMT
So, all this stuff happened today.
Before the story, I would like to apologise for not being on the server for a few days and I will be back on Monday. I have some issues to deal with now as you will read.
Ok, so.
My dad and a few family friends decided to renovate our Garden, being the absolute pig sty that it was. So I helped and from 10:00 am to 2:30pm. Myself, my uncle and some of my cousins all cleared away hedges, got rid of an old shed and dismantled my 10 year old trampoline. One of my cousins, let's call him Dom, had the brilliant idea to start a bonfire out of the remains of the destroyed shed (there was ALOT of parts) and everyone agreed... except ME. So we burnt it all despite my objections and it ended up scorching the 12 foot wide pool that was in the garden so I left it all the water out to get rid of the pool. After all was said and done everyone left and it was me and my dad inside the house. We ate dominos pizza and called it a night.
Or so we thought...
Turns out, some extra leaves and logs were left by a large hedge bordering our neighbours' garden. This particular neighbour had...HAD.. chickens. The extra logs and leaves set alight, leading to the hedge lighting up. Luckily, yours truly decided to walk by a window, at just the right time when the entire f**k**g thing was on fire... And Holy S**t was it on fire. I, being the absolute brainiac that I am. Ran straight out with a MOP BUCKET. The pool that was leaking water managed to lose it alot faster with my shoving the bucket inside the pool, swearing quite loudly, as I threw bucket after bucket of water at the inferno. I heard a shout from behind me, turns out my neighbours were at my side gate which I LITERALLY kicked down to let them in and help. The initial flames were soon out but the smoke was bad, like 'I Couldn't Breathe' kind of bad. Turns out, while I was becoming a machine at grabbing water buckets and just throwing them on parts of the fire that looked bad, someone called the Fire Brigade, they turned up and told me to move aside as they began dousing the fire with a high powered hose. 5 minutes later and I overheard the damages. They were as follows:
- Entire tool shed, filled with tools, totally destroyed
- Chicken Coop Singed
- 1 casualty, A Dorking Chicken
- Another shed was 3/4 burnt
Apparently what I did was note-worthy because a random firefighter came up to me and shook my hand saying "You did a good job son".
So that was my day, wtf did you do?
P.S.
Let's just say that one of my neighbours chicken became a Lord.
You know...
The
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Before the story, I would like to apologise for not being on the server for a few days and I will be back on Monday. I have some issues to deal with now as you will read.
Ok, so.
My dad and a few family friends decided to renovate our Garden, being the absolute pig sty that it was. So I helped and from 10:00 am to 2:30pm. Myself, my uncle and some of my cousins all cleared away hedges, got rid of an old shed and dismantled my 10 year old trampoline. One of my cousins, let's call him Dom, had the brilliant idea to start a bonfire out of the remains of the destroyed shed (there was ALOT of parts) and everyone agreed... except ME. So we burnt it all despite my objections and it ended up scorching the 12 foot wide pool that was in the garden so I left it all the water out to get rid of the pool. After all was said and done everyone left and it was me and my dad inside the house. We ate dominos pizza and called it a night.
Or so we thought...
Turns out, some extra leaves and logs were left by a large hedge bordering our neighbours' garden. This particular neighbour had...HAD.. chickens. The extra logs and leaves set alight, leading to the hedge lighting up. Luckily, yours truly decided to walk by a window, at just the right time when the entire f**k**g thing was on fire... And Holy S**t was it on fire. I, being the absolute brainiac that I am. Ran straight out with a MOP BUCKET. The pool that was leaking water managed to lose it alot faster with my shoving the bucket inside the pool, swearing quite loudly, as I threw bucket after bucket of water at the inferno. I heard a shout from behind me, turns out my neighbours were at my side gate which I LITERALLY kicked down to let them in and help. The initial flames were soon out but the smoke was bad, like 'I Couldn't Breathe' kind of bad. Turns out, while I was becoming a machine at grabbing water buckets and just throwing them on parts of the fire that looked bad, someone called the Fire Brigade, they turned up and told me to move aside as they began dousing the fire with a high powered hose. 5 minutes later and I overheard the damages. They were as follows:
- Entire tool shed, filled with tools, totally destroyed
- Chicken Coop Singed
- 1 casualty, A Dorking Chicken
- Another shed was 3/4 burnt
Apparently what I did was note-worthy because a random firefighter came up to me and shook my hand saying "You did a good job son".
So that was my day, wtf did you do?
P.S.
Let's just say that one of my neighbours chicken became a Lord.
You know...
The
